There is no one greater than you, you are the best musician in the room! This gives you the right to treat everyone else in the room like crap. Everyone came here tonight just to see you play your Alice in Chains covers. We all love Alice in Chains as much as you do. I’m Sorry I got your name wrong. I should have known that GROY was short for Greg. I wish you could stay to hear my set but I know you’re a busy guy and all, you had to leave work (Taco Bell) early to get here and have to go work on your new album, which will be out sometime in the next year. You are so cool you don’t have to clap for anyone else but your friend. We all love you just as much as you love yourself.

Glad you got that off your chest? Totally, I feel like riding a bike now!